July 2012
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Today I taught a child the word "cleavage"
In a veterinary waiting room, after he showed me the word in some silly LOLcat picture in here. I only kind of feel bad but his mother was pretty bitchy to me before and after said incident.
Jul 31st
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“My Princess, I am coming to save me from without you.”
– Matt Copeland, from “To the Princess Japanese, and Her Award-Winning Breath” (via helplesslyamazed)
Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
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Today, after walking to work in the heat, working at work with no AC, and walking home, I stripped down to undies and laid in bed downwind of the fan for a couple hours. It was amazing. I put on clothes so I can make dinner and walk around in my (very exposed to the outside world) living area. I can’t wait to be done eating so I can go hang out naked again. Ugh, summer. How uncivilized. 
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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It's as if Benedict Cumberbatch literally SNATCHED...
cumberbuddy: dederants: I’m happy when either are gracing my dash! I appreciate the battle of the Brits… just means more pretty for me! I AM DYING BEING STUCK AT WORK. I AM GOING TO WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THE OLYMPICS AT HOME.
Jul 28th
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“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
– Rumi (via vvolare)
Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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Katie: Thanks for saving my life.
James: I'm sorry you nearly drowned.
Katie: Don't be. My life was flashing before my eyes and halfway through, I was bored. Being drowned was a highlight.
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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If you are even a small part of the BBC Sherlock...
jennstarkid: everything will be explained later
Jul 26th
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Jul 24th
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One Year Ago: Tea, Rain, and Blues
July 22, 2011 We did indeed go to Reduta on Tuesday. I loved hanging out that night, and in particular I had a lot of laughs with Zack. I probably had way too much to drink— Sam called me “compromised” the next day. However, the jazz didn’t intrigue me greatly. The band played original pieces and didn’t improvise. It was not something I loved, but Katie did, so...
Jul 22nd
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“But for a brilliant surgical team and two centimeters of a miracle, this guy is...”
– Sam Seaborn, The West Wing (2x04)
Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
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Fox News this one is for you.
andrewgofthelc: The USDA requires that if you sell chicken wing shaped objects that are not 100% wing meat, you have to call them “wyngz” instead of “wings”. We should push for an FCC restriction that if you intend to falsify, editorialize, or otherwise distort the news, you have to call it “Nuwz” instead.
Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
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One Year Ago: Blues Sklep and Mucha
July 19, 2011 Monday was a day of rest, at least for Katie and me. It turned out that the stress of the walk and a bad night’s sleep caught up with my recurring back issues. I hobbled to the corner pizza place and then to the nearby mall with Katie. It was a very boring day. The night time produced one of my favorite Prague experiences so far, though. We kept talking about jazz or blues...
Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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One Year Ago: Joe's weekend off
July 18, 2011 We have kept so busy that I haven’t had more than a few minutes each night before bed to write. Friday was mostly very lovely. We started out making our way through Josefov, the Jewish quarter. On the way, we saw very ritzy designer stores, and we nearly missed the beginning of the Josefov, as the art-nouveau-inspired synagogue on the corner blended in with the very ritzy...
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Jul 15th
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One Year Ago: Zack joins us.
July 15, 2011 Yesterday was very eventful. Zack joined us in Prague, rounding out our Peterson complement here in Europe. After getting off the plane, he professed to have no jetlag, so we immediately got to touring about. First, we got small meals at hospodě U Petra (that’s the name of our new favorite pub), and we started in on the beer. Over the course of the day, there would be around...
Jul 15th
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One Year Ago: Sam and Katie join us.
11PM July 13, 2011 Today has been wonderful! I got up early to meet Sam and Katie at the airport. My dry run yesterday proved helpful in getting me there on time, but their flight was delayed. Every train and bus, unlike yesterday, was completely full today! Also, as a result of a rainy forecast, it was humid and I had worn rain-proof clothing. Therefore it was quite hot and sticky today—...
Jul 14th
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I love it when my manager is the one who comes to...
This better not be strep throat, as I can’t have anything remotely related to amoxycillin.
Jul 13th
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One Year Ago: First adventures.
10:51PM July 12, 20122 When we first got to Prague yesterday, I was very tired. To the point of crying grumpiness! So after a brief outing to get water, Joe and I crashed. Feeling a lot better once rested — 24 hours of air travel took its toll on us — we went out for a tromp around Old Town and the river. Although I struggled with my now-typical back pains, it was worth it to explore...
Jul 13th
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One Year Ago: Ajoy from Prague!
July 12, 2011 Ajoy from Prague! Here I am. We made it. I am currently in transit to the airport via subway and bus. I will wax more poetical once I am in a less wobbly locale. For now, some travel notes— Kolej Petrská —> aiport Florenc —> Muzeum (Dalek walls!) Muzeum —> Dejvická C (green line) to the end Bus #119 to airport I bought a 3-day transferrable...
Jul 12th
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I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAW BIG DOCTOR WHO SPOILERS
Thanks a lot, IMDB! -_-  Screencap below the cut. [[MORE]] ETA: For those incredulous, I don’t blame you. The screencap comes from this page. If it changes or gets deleted, then we’ll know it was wrong.
Jul 11th
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Jul 11th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 9th
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Jul 8th
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Rose: Dorothy, if the Egyptians built the pyramids, now we can move this toilet.
Dorothy: Fine, get me 20000 Hebrews and I'll have it out of here in no time.
Jul 6th
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One Year Ago
July/August 2011 was a pretty big deal for me. We had just moved north, then got evacuated due to the Las Conchas fire, and then we lived in Prague for a month. So today I’m going to start sharing with you a month or so’s pictures and memories of where I was one year ago.
Jul 6th
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