My wedding vows said nothing about putting ridiculous husband-quotes on the internet.

  • Joe: *turns on The West Wing* Let's see how the White House is NOT run.
  • Me: *side-eyeing him*
  • Joe: They do it with their hat in hand! Begging for money at Sarah Michelle Parker's house!
  • Me: Sarah Michelle Parker?
  • Joe: Whoever that bitch is!
  • Me: *picks up computer to put quote on tumblr*
  • Joe: Oh are you putting this on the internet?! Sarah Michelle... Sarah Michellle... Giffords? Sarah Michelle...
  • Me: *typing*
  • Joe: What are you writing?! Why are you writing it?!
  • Me: *about to click "create post"*
  • Joe: Where are you posting it?!

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  1. starsandfreckles said: This is beautiful!
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