Posts tagged with gabrielle giffords:
My wedding vows said nothing about putting ridiculous husband-quotes on the internet.
- Joe: *turns on The West Wing* Let's see how the White House is NOT run.
- Me: *side-eyeing him*
- Joe: They do it with their hat in hand! Begging for money at Sarah Michelle Parker's house!
- Me: Sarah Michelle Parker?
- Joe: Whoever that bitch is!
- Me: *picks up computer to put quote on tumblr*
- Joe: Oh are you putting this on the internet?! Sarah Michelle... Sarah Michellle... Giffords? Sarah Michelle...
- Me: *typing*
- Joe: What are you writing?! Why are you writing it?!
- Me: *about to click "create post"*
- Joe: Where are you posting it?!
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